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<b>*Disclaimer: this might be the most difficult decision you'll ever have to make.</b> Please take your time.

*Disclaimer: this might be the most difficult decision you'll ever have to make. Please take your time.

What Does Your Favorite Pizza Topping Say About You?

You are 0% bullshit. You don't pretend to be something you're not, and you know that the best outfit can be a jeans and a white tee.  
(Except maybe when you're face diving into a hot bed of pepp pizza.)

Pepperoni Pizza

You are an OG classic and you know that less means more. You're the real deal. You look good chillin' with no makeup on, that's when you're the prettiest (I hope that you don't take it wrong.) You are faithful and reliable: you and your oozing warm body pull through at the hungriest and drunkest of hours.

Cheese Pizza

You love mushrooms, which means you're a FUN-GUY. \*badum-ch\*

Mushroom Pizza

You're classic — with a sexy twist. You lead a simple life but you're certainly not afraid of taking risks. Your subtle spontaneity makes you extremely mysterious and attractive.

White Pizza

Like raw onions, there's a subtle edge to you. And just when someone thinks they've got you all figured out, you hit 'em with a little zing that will leave a bad taste even mouthwash couldn't undo.

Sausages & Onion Pizza

Even though your life can get hectic, you always remain a hopeless nostalgic who wishes for simpler times, like childhood.

Sausages & Pepper Pizza

You're hot. You're savory. You're perfect. You make everyone's mouth dribble ~~hhuuuuuaos;fha;sdhghhghhhh~~

Bacon Pizza

You are overindulgent and you see ABSOLUTELY nothing wrong with that. You can't have enough of a good thing, and your response to any problem is "more cheese."

EXTRA Cheese Pizza

Your opinions can be unpopular among your friends and colleagues but you're not afraid to let them be known. You are who you are: people can take it or leave it, but most people take it, because they like you. You're pretty likable.

Black Olive Pizza

You're way chill, man. Like, you could not relax or take it any more easy than you already do.

Pineapple Pizza

You don't need meat to have fun! You can do bad all by yourself.

Spinach Pizza

You are very low-maintenance and it doesn't take a lot to make you happy. On some days, like today, pure bliss can be found in chicken slathered in BBQ sauce.

BBQ Chicken Pizza

You're adventurous, impulsive, and don't always think before you act. But that's OK. You live your life out loud because you just DGAF \*kanye shrug\*

Buffalo Chicken Pizza

YOU LOVE MEAT WHICH MEANS YOU LIVE YOUR LIFE IN CAPSLOCK. FOR MOST PEOPLE, YOU COME OFF A LITTLE STRONG BECAUSE YOU RARELY SPEAK AT AN INDOORS DECIBEL LEVEL. BUT YOU'RE ACTUALLY A PRETTY TENDER AND GENTLE LOVER.

Meat Lover's Pizza

You're not afraid of pushing against convention, and while some may side-eye you for it, you'd rather be confident than be cool.
You know how to truly treat yourself without overindulging. AKA you don't need MEAT to have a good time. Good for you.

Veggie Pizza

You have a refined taste in, like, life. You care about the little details and nuances in your everyday lived experiences because less is truly more. You can also be extremely poetic.

Margherita Pizza

You're extremely easy to please: on a Saturday night, all you need is good company and conversation. You're not about excess and expectations, just some good ol' fashioned fun.

Sausage Pizza

You have a penchant for the finer things in life. Whether or not you actually have the means, you've always had rich taste. If you're going to have drunk food, you're going to have the most decadent drunk food. Sorry you're not sorry.

Proscuitto Pizza

Basil Pizza

Like a melange of seafood, you're naturally fresh, alluring, and a little mysterious. You are very underrated and arguably the superior of the food groups.

Seafood Pizza

You're not a kid at heart, you're actually still a kid: you haven't figured out how to enjoy a meal without dribbling its contents all over your shirt and you can't get through a whole summer without skinned and bruised knees,

Macaroni & Cheese Pizza

You are a true trailblazer and innovator. You are naughty. You are high.

Burger & Fries & Nuggets Pizza

You can be transformed into anything and still taste—I mean, look—good. You're sexy and malleable.

Potatoes Pizza

Anything not doused in tongue-tickling hot peppers is JUST NOT GOOD ENOUGH for you. You need the kind of spice in your life that sends you to a perpetual state of sweat-inducing-heart-clutching-lip-blistering orgasm.

Hot Peppers Pizza

You are completely unpretentious and that's honorable. You tend to see what most people fail to see, like the absolutely succulent and savory nature of anchovies.

Anchovies Pizza

You live large and lavishly and you enable others to do the same. Also, your balls bring all boys and babes to the yard.

Meatball Pizza

You may not be the most polished or poised person in the room, but your presence makes EVERYTHING better. The world simply could not exist without you.

Roast Garlic Pizza

Vodka Pizza

You're a horrible decision-maker and you can't get enough of a good thing. So when it came to deciding between pasta and pizza, you said both, motherf\*cker.

Baked Ziti Pizza

Y'know.. you're really tired of explaining or justifying why you take your pizza sans cheese. It's just the way it is. Gon'head, you do you. No judgment here.

Cheese-Free Pizza

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