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    14 Reasons "Honey, I Shrunk The Kids" Is The Most Magnificent Movie Of All Time

    The only thing that could have made this film even more exceptional is if it were based on a true story.

    1. Because this hunky neighbor.

    2. Because the Oatmeal Cream Pie is bigger than a bus.

    3. Because Amy's mop dance is adorable.

    4. Because all the finest gadgets and gizmos can be conveniently found at the Szalinski's.

    And this handy-dandy Remote Control Lawnmower.

    Also this uber useful Search For Your Mini Children Machine.

    5. BEEcause flying first class can BEE a real thrill.

    6. Because the kids slept in a Lego rather than a boring old tent.

    7. Because the fashion was killer.

    8. Because it was edge-of-your-seat terrifying!

    9. But equally romantic and cute.

    10. Because I get it! French class!

    11. Because it reminds us that there's no place like home.

    12. Because above all, family is the most important thing.

    13. Plus remember that incredible opening sequence!?!?

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    Oh man- the music! The flyswatter! The toaster! The typewriter! Just! Everything!

    14. If it weren't for this classic flick, we may never have had the chance to take an awkward family photo on top of a giant ant. Yay!