For best results, read these in your manliest, most gravelly voice (then dramatically put on and/or take off your "shades"). Brought to you by The Expendables 3 — in theaters Friday, August 15.
2.When the game runs long and you’re without sunscreen:
3.When you accidentally burn your breakfast burrito:
4.When you’re trying to earn someone’s trust:
5.When stupid junk gets in your way:
6.When you lock yourself out of your car:
7.When the intern doesn't know who ALF is:
8.When you’re introducing your new BFF:
9.When your mom is suddenly into "healthy" homemade snacks:
10.When you get an unexpected spa treatment:
11.When the dog won't stop begging for treats:
12.When your main course gets a bit scorched:
13.When you know you’re a target:
14.When your phone gets bad reception:
15.When you can finally get away from that jerk:
Do you have a badass catchphrase? Or are you in the market for one to call your own? Then MAN UP and make your own Man Card to prove you’re a card-carrying badass.
And for badass action, check out The Expendables 3 — in theaters Friday, August 15.
