This post has not been vetted or endorsed by BuzzFeed's editorial staff. BuzzFeed Community is a place where anyone can create a post or quiz. Try making your own!Buzz·Posted on Mar 14, 2014All The Things That Happen When You Go Out On St. Patrick's DayAnd there's nothing you can do about it.by singlegirlieCommunity ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail It’s St. Patrick’s Day! Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF The day on which “everyone is Irish.” Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF And in America, by “Irish” we mean “shitballs drunk.” Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF You will stand in ridiculous lines to get into some crappy bar. And getting a drink will require some form of sorcery. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF The sight of green beer will make you urp a little... ...but you’ll drink it anyway. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF A lot of it. Men will wear offensive T-shirts. Women will accessorize like five-year-old girls. And someone who’s not wearing green will claim that their underwear is. ...And offer to show it to you. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Some fool will try to recreate the Riverdance. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF You will definitely run into this guy... And he will pinch your butt. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Someone will tell you they are 1/16th Irish. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF ...And recount other Celtic fables. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF There is a 100% chance you will encounter vomit. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF With a 60% chance it will wind up on you. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF And a 40% chance it will be your own. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF No one will want to be the designated driver... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF ...so you'll have to call in your last resort. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF By the end of the night, this WILL be you. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF You'll swear you will NEVER do this again. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF That is, until... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF CINCO DE MAYO! Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF