1.
He Had A Sweet Mustache
Seriously, Look At That Thing
3.
His Dad Was a Repo Man
4.
...Who Also Made Lasers
5.
He Had Kind Of A Syrian Cary Elwes Thing Happening For A While Too
6.
He Drove A Silver Mercedes With No License Plate
7.
Also, He Parked Wherever He Wanted
8.
He Had a Thing With Joan Baez
9.
He Priced His First Computer At $666.66
10.
He Drank Ant Poison Once When He Was A Kid
11.
He Used To Stick Pins Into Electrical Outlets Too
12.
He Was Really Into This Beach Ball
13.
He Hung Out In Pixar's Secret Room A Lot
14.
He Raised Hell In School
15.
Apple Co-Founder Woz Once Prank-Called the Pope, Pretending To Be Henry Kissinger
16.
He Had A Sweet Apartment
17.
He Didn't Shower Or Wear Deodorant