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    18 Pictures Of EJ Johnson Living The Life You Wish You Had

    He is out here living.

    1. This is EJ Johnson.

    2. EJ Johnson is the son of basketball legend Earvin "Magic" Johnson.

    3. And EJ Johnson is completely AMAZING.

    4. EJ Johnson drinks champagne that costs more than what you owe in student loans.

    5. Here is EJ Johnson with an adoring fan.

    6. He is as benevolent as he is fabulous, taking time to pose with his loyal subjects.

    7. Is your scalp feeling a bit drafty? That's because EJ Johnson breezed through the room and snatched every one of your edges.

    8. EJ Johnson wears capes adorned with actual authentic woolly mammoth fur.

    9. EJ Johnson hired someone to carry the hem of the garment, lest his glow be smudged.

    10. Here is EJ Johnson on a private jet to Treasure Island or whatever fabulous place that private jets go.

    11. EJ Johnson had to strangle someone who was too slow to bow in his presence, but he was like "But first, let's take a selfie."

    12. Here is EJ Johnson with another fan.

    13. If you look up and can't find your life, EJ Johnson probably has it in a bag that has a higher credit score than you do.

    14. "On a scale of 1-10, how honored are you to be in my presence right now?" asks EJ Johnson.

    15. EJ Johnson's car is a yacht.

    16. Being as boss as EJ Johnson is hard work.

    17. But he still finds the time to take pictures with fans.

    18. In short, EJ Johnson is out here LIVING, honey.