Buzz·Posted on Aug 6, 201418 Pictures Of EJ Johnson Living The Life You Wish You HadHe is out here living.by Tracy ClaytonBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. This is EJ Johnson. View this photo on Instagram 2. EJ Johnson is the son of basketball legend Earvin "Magic" Johnson. View this photo on Instagram 3. And EJ Johnson is completely AMAZING. View this photo on Instagram 4. EJ Johnson drinks champagne that costs more than what you owe in student loans. View this photo on Instagram 5. Here is EJ Johnson with an adoring fan. View this photo on Instagram 6. He is as benevolent as he is fabulous, taking time to pose with his loyal subjects. View this photo on Instagram 7. Is your scalp feeling a bit drafty? That's because EJ Johnson breezed through the room and snatched every one of your edges. View this photo on Instagram 8. EJ Johnson wears capes adorned with actual authentic woolly mammoth fur. View this photo on Instagram 9. EJ Johnson hired someone to carry the hem of the garment, lest his glow be smudged. View this photo on Instagram 10. Here is EJ Johnson on a private jet to Treasure Island or whatever fabulous place that private jets go. View this photo on Instagram 11. EJ Johnson had to strangle someone who was too slow to bow in his presence, but he was like "But first, let's take a selfie." View this photo on Instagram 12. Here is EJ Johnson with another fan. View this photo on Instagram 13. If you look up and can't find your life, EJ Johnson probably has it in a bag that has a higher credit score than you do. View this photo on Instagram 14. "On a scale of 1-10, how honored are you to be in my presence right now?" asks EJ Johnson. View this photo on Instagram 15. EJ Johnson's car is a yacht. View this photo on Instagram 16. Being as boss as EJ Johnson is hard work. View this photo on Instagram 17. But he still finds the time to take pictures with fans. View this photo on Instagram 18. In short, EJ Johnson is out here LIVING, honey. View this photo on Instagram