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1. "Say, 'Park the car in Harvard Yard.'"
2. "But wait. You don't have the accent!"
3. "I don't know how you deal with all those blizzards and freezing temperatures!"
4. "Well, I'm sure the summer temperatures are fine."
5. "Are you a Red Sox fan?"
6. "The Pats had a rough season, huh?"
7. "Peyton Manning is a better quarterback than Tom Brady."
8. "Why does everything close so early? Where I'm from, clubs and bars don't close until at least 4 AM!"
9. "Why are there so many rotaries and roundabouts??"
10. "It's nearly impossible to drive around here."
11. "Your road rage is out of control. You need help."
12. "You should smile more."
13. "Have you ever seen Ben Affleck, Matt Damon, or Mark Wahlberg before?"
14. "There aren't any cool landmarks here."
15. "New York City is better."
16. "Sucks that your public transit stops running at 1 AM."
17. "Are you from 'Boston-Boston' or 'Boston'?"
18. And "Boston is TOO small."
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