It's already late July, but there's still time to squeeze into that skimpy bikini or those tiny trunks with minimal embarrassment. But dieting is a pain and exercising is a drag. It's no fun, and you're hungry and tired all the time. You sure could use a drink, huh?
So here are a few calorie-conscious cocktails to help get you through the summer and turn you into the waifish Autumn branch you know you can be. Toss one back and then have another one for me.
With staggering step and 80-proof breath,
Your Fairy Ginfather