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    Reasons Why You Want Andy Cohen To Be Your Best Friend

    All the Mazels

    He knows how to rock facial hair

    He has killer dance moves

    He throws great shade

    But he keeps it real

    He loves his country!

    He was on an episode of Sex and the City....

    ....and now he and SJP are total BFF

    He has great suggestions

    His book is hilarious

    He knows what's important in life

    Cher, Oprah, Gaga....duh.

    HE HAS SMELLED OPRAH

    He has gay shark dance parties

    He even looks good without eyebrows!

    Oprah knows what's up

    Watch Andy every night on Bravo's "Watch What Happens Live" aka the greatest night time talk show of all time or what my Mom calls "Sesame Street for adults"