Celebrity·Posted on Mar 28, 2012Deena From "Jersey Shore" Admits To Nose Job, Denies Plastic SurgeryToday's Twitter Buzz: whatever you say, Deena! Plus Kristie Alley is an expert on cobras, Ciara poses next to a lady wearing an unfortunate dress, and Topanga had a rough day.by Whitney JeffersonBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @DeenaNicoleMTV just to let ya know..I have not got any plastic surgery..yes in the past i have had a nose job..and i am not (cont) tl.gd/gmeceo— Deena Nicole Cortese (@DeenaNicoleMTV) March 28, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @daniellefishel I just had to yank a hair out of my dogs butt while she was mid-poop...with people walking by. So how's your Wednesday going?— Danielle Fishel (@daniellefishel) March 28, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @RealHughJackman And yes, the convict beard and hair are gone. Got to shave it off last night!— Hugh Jackman (@RealHughJackman) March 28, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @michaelianblack When James Cameron was on the bottom of the ocean, did he discover a decent script for "Avatar?"— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) March 28, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @StephenAtHome After a drone delivers my taco, any chance I could get a firefighting plane to drop 24,000 gallons of soda in my mouth?— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) March 28, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @GarryShandling Magic Johnson buys LA Dodgers! First move: add floor seats to Dodger Stadium.— Garry Shandling (@GarryShandling) March 28, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @GarryShandling First game: "Magic, it's okay, the ball's supposed to go over the fence." I am now officially asleep.— Garry Shandling (@GarryShandling) March 28, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @Carrie_Rachel Pulled a price tag off a shirt I was wearing and punched myself in the neck so hard that I got a bruise. I am very graceful and patient.— Carrie Brownstein (@Carrie_Rachel) March 28, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @ciara Me,Maria, & Pier..Creative Directors for Valentino! #FunNight instagr.am/p/ItA53ZSHrz/— Ciara(@ciara) March 28, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @leonalewismusic Such a strange feeling when u get an itchy tongue : p— Leona Lewis (@leonalewismusic) March 28, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @BigBoi Be Original— Big Boi of OUTKAST (@BigBoi) March 28, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @BILLBELLAMY Did Lamar Odoms skills just diminish?? Them Kardashians get ya every time! Oh, Reggie Bush where Are u?!! Lmao!!— BILL BELLAMY (@BILLBELLAMY) March 28, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @amyschumer uhhhh @KimKardashian I'm sorry girl, I know what it's like to be lousy with yeast!— Amy Schumer (@amyschumer) March 28, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @serafinowicz Incredibly lifelike sculpture of Nicki Minaj: yfrog.com/kfo5jilj— Peter Serafinowicz (@serafinowicz) March 28, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @TheRock To some its Hump Day. To us, it's Wednesday's getting its ass kicked & Thursday just asked Friday to switch places. #TeamBringIt— Dwayne Johnson (@TheRock) March 28, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @BravoAndy In my dream last night I was in roller skates in a Christmas Special with @marieosmond #somebodymakeithappen— Andy Cohen (@BravoAndy) March 28, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @ShutupLutz No matter how you do it, sitting with your legs crossed looks fucking weird. #threemanhattansdeep— John Lutz (@ShutupLutz) March 28, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @DavidOtunga Breaking news, @justinbieber goes too far with prank and now everyone's up in arms.This is Headline News? SMH— David Otunga (@DavidOtunga) March 28, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @mulaney I always figured the whole Jon Benet thing would result in LESS scantily clad child pageants. Thats showbiz I guess!! #DanceMoms— John Mulaney (@mulaney) March 28, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @JimGaffigan Sometimes blocking someone on Twitter is a little too much of a Christian thing to do.— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) March 28, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @davidarquette another day at the office @mcguins twitter.com/davidarquette/…— David Arquette (@davidarquette) March 28, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @evanrachelwood Have I mentioned how much I love #thedeadliestcatch ?— Evan Rachel Wood (@evanrachelwood) March 28, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @jaymohr37 How do I get on the nerdist podcast? Chris? Nerds? NERDS!!!— Jay Mohr (@jaymohr37) March 28, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @TylerBaltierra This 16 and pregnant premiere is crazy good!!! #bringsmeback #16andpregnant— Tyler BaltierraMTV (@TylerBaltierra) March 28, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @kirstiealley Isn't it funny and tragic how we convince ourselves that SOME Cobras don't have venom ?? As you lay there dying.. remember... they do— Kirstie Alley (@kirstiealley) March 28, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @GordonRamsay01 Eggs & Bacon the perfect way to start the day !!!!!!!! yfrog.com/kfyx4efj— Gordon Ramsay (@GordonRamsay01) March 28, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @kalpenn Coffee shop lady's name tag says, "Aanal". Means center of spiritual energy. #MeanParents #BrownPeopleNames #HighSchoolMustHaveBeenAwful— Kal Penn (@kalpenn) March 28, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @DevonESawa Christopher Nolan should really try and incorporate the Octomom into his next Batman flick.— devon sawa (@DevonESawa) March 28, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @birbigs I don't know the origin of Chinese checkers but it just feels racist.— Mike Birbiglia (@birbigs) March 28, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @GarretDillahunt Oh the stupefying willpower of the gas station bathroom toilet seat scratchitti artist...— Garret Dillahunt (@GarretDillahunt) March 28, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @FINALLEVEL Fame doesn't change you....It just AMPLIFIES who you really are.— ICE T (@FINALLEVEL) March 28, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @aliciakeys Got my eye on you....;-)! instagr.am/p/Iu0zLGQFnw/— Alicia Keys (@aliciakeys) March 28, 2012