I wish I had smaller boobs every day of my life as I would love to wear spaghetti tops braless or go for the smallest bikini designs. Every single day I'm like, 'Oh man, it would be so much easier,' especially if people didn't constantly bring them up. If I could just take them off like they were clip-ons… I know I say I wish I had smaller boobs and that's true because at least twice a day I wish that.
Andy Cohen will keep the Bravo Clubhouse free of booze while Lindsay Lohan appears on the show this week.
Selena Gomez fired her parents as managers, canoodled with Justin Bieber at Coachella.
Ben Affleck is a "competitive dad" at sporting games, says Jennifer Garner.
Paris Hilton and Kelly Osbourne had a tense run-in at a VIP area at Coachella.
Ice Cube feels he was robbed of his MTV Movie Award that went to Paul Walker.
Hilary Duff attended Coachella with Mike Comrie, whom she's supposedly getting a divorce from. Back together, perhaps?
Gwyneth Paltrow threw Moses a big ol' party for his 8th birthday.
Rosie O'Donnell called the OWN show Lindsay "a tragedy."
Cameron Diaz isn't sure if humans are meant to be monogamous.
Lake Bell is topless, glowing on the cover of Esquire.
Will Chelsea Handler replace Craig Ferguson in late night?
Dina Lohan pleaded guilty to her DWI arrest this morning.
Kimye might get hitched at a Versailles knockoff.
Questionable shirt, Kendall Jenner.
Brandy is single again.
DJ Tanner is Ariel.