It's a burrito! say.ly/HRr33N3
— Sarah Silverman (@SarahKSilverman) April 12, 2012
I wonder which new HuffPo article is getting more clicks... "North Korea Rocket Launch Plans" or "Miley Cyrus Flashes Major Side Boob"?
— Al Yankovic (@alyankovic) April 12, 2012
Something about being on set that makes me eat like a 12-year-old runaway... This is my dinner of choice 2nite: twitter.com/oliviamunn/sta…
— oliviamunn (@oliviamunn) April 12, 2012
Listening to the radio is depressing- I feel sorry for the youth of today and the crap that passes for music
— Jaime King (@Jaime_King) April 12, 2012
Sometimes I think these Kardashians are just doing stuff for the attention.
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) April 12, 2012
Excitedly planning another trip to New York City in a few weeks! Going to see ELEVEN musicals and plays!!! #HeartSoHappy
— Perez Hilton (@PerezHilton) April 12, 2012
@ Avengers Premiere hanging w/ Scar!! Amughphuqqinvengers!!!!! yfrog.com/ob2agtwj
— Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson) April 12, 2012
Can you please come over in your finest invisibility cloak and rub my aching feet without making a peep? Thanks.
— kimya dawson (@mrskimyadawson) April 12, 2012
The First Lady's been gone for an hour now, but I'm still getting a Secret Service patdown. These guys are thorough.
— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) April 12, 2012
I've gotta agree with @AshleyJudd We have become way too eager to look at one another through our own lens of self dissatisfaction!
— LeVar Burton (@levarburton) April 12, 2012
Wish I could give a kiss to Steve Jobs for inventing the iPhone. Nothing zens me out more than listening to my music. He was a genius!
— Patti Stanger (@pattistanger) April 12, 2012
Shake Your Bon-Bon!!
— Nicole Richie (@nicolerichie) April 12, 2012
Growing this hair out! Lol.instagr.am/p/JTy66ivpSO/
— Chris Brown(@chrisbrown) April 12, 2012
Anybody got any good poker tips? tryin to win and its not happnin
— Macy Gray (@MacyGraysLife) April 12, 2012
If I have learned anything from @JuddApatow it is how to construct a cohesive emotional narrative (and to only answer hate tweets)
— Lena Dunham (@lenadunham) April 12, 2012
Last time for the record,did an award show with Jeri Hall,she said Stones needed a bass player,I reached to Mick never heard back from them
— Hulk Hogan (@HulkHogan) April 12, 2012
Then years later Metallica was looking for a bass player I had my agent call them,never heard back from them,this is for all the haters HH
— Hulk Hogan (@HulkHogan) April 12, 2012
Look how look this is!!! @joan_rivers dyed her hair pink in honor of me! @e_fashionpolice instagr.am/p/JVLmS1gb6m/
— Kelly Osbourne (@MissKellyO) April 12, 2012
National Grilled Cheese Day.I want to remind the world a little "i can't believe it's not butter" is the secret to great taste #Cheeseballin
— Rob Dyrdek (@robdyrdek) April 12, 2012
If Men are Pigs, then make me some bacon...
— Loni Love (@LoniLove) April 12, 2012
Just resting in between scenes on the set... Tweeting my lovelys! lockerz.com/s/200702415
— Jennifer Love Hewitt (@TheReal_Jlh) April 12, 2012
Will JayLo marry that young guy? After the waiter, the first dancer, the actor and the singer? She's been hit w/ enough rice to feed Taiwan!
— Bette Midler (@BetteMidler) April 12, 2012
Can we start calling the Kanye and Kim Kardashian couple: the KKK?
— Matt Besser (@MattBesser) April 12, 2012
Dear Revlon, was it really necessary to photo shop Olivia Wilde so much in your commercial? Seems like money down the drain.
— Evan Rachel Wood (@evanrachelwood) April 12, 2012