Tell Us About Yourself(ie): Jesse Metcalfe

The actor takes our Q&A!

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What's your wallpaper on your phone and/or computer?

A photo of me and my girlfriend in front of some Mayan ruins in Tulum, Mexico.

When you walk into a bar, what do you typically order?

A sugar-free Redbull or soda water with lime.

What's the one word you are guilty of using too often?

F#*k.

What is the last thing you searched for on Google?

The definition of the word 'subjective' to prove to my friend he was using it incorrectly.

Who is the last person that called or texted you?

My agent telling me they offered someone else the part.

What was the last awkward situation you were in and how did you handle it?

I ran into some "old friends" that I have no intention of being friends with any more and, in classic LA fashion, agreed to do lunch.

When is the last time you went to a theater?

When I saw the revival of 'Skylight' at The Wyndham Theatre in London. Great performances. Love Carey Mulligan.

What TV show should everyone should be watching?

Ray Donovan.

And what is your TV guilty pleasure?

Chelsea Lately.

What's the first album you bought?

2 Live Crew, "As Nasty As They Wanna Be." Needless to say my musical tastes have evolved since then.

What is the one food you cannot resist?

Cheese burger and fries...with plenty of ketchup.

What music are you currently listening to?

A lot of synthpop like Kavinsky and M83.

What movie makes you laugh the most?

Groundhog Day.

What drives you absolutely crazy?

When people put their dog’s poop in my trash cans.

Pick one: Kittens or puppies?

Puppies, but I love all animals.

New York or Los Angeles?

"When it’s 100 degrees in New York, it's 72 in Los Angeles. When its 30 degrees in New York, in Los Angeles it's still 72. However, there are 6 million interesting people in New York, and only 72 in Los Angeles." - Neil Simon

Comedy or drama?

It's the same thing.

Bacon or Nutella?

Bacon dipped in Nutella.

'80s or '90s?

Everybody who knows me knows, I ❤ the 80's!

Hannah Montana or Lizzie McGuire?

Wrong demo.

And finally: tell us a secret.

None of the answers I've given in this interview are true.

Season 3 of Dallas returns Monday, August 18th at 9/8c on TNT.