Hey @TMZ- one of yr guys was just SO disrespectful to me and michelle. He called me a bitch b/c I asked them not to film Matilda.Is that ok?
— Busy Philipps (@Busyphilipps25) February 29, 2012
He called me worse than a bitch, btw. @tmz I had gone out earlier to ask them to be respectful & not yell at her. Your guy was out of line.
— Busy Philipps (@Busyphilipps25) February 29, 2012
Just so you know, I ALWAYS talk to @tmz when I'm out by myself. But the guys I've delt with have always been respectful when I'm w/Birdie.
— Busy Philipps (@Busyphilipps25) February 29, 2012
Just drank my second bottle of 500-Hour Energy, so I should be good for another 1000 shows. BTW: I'm writing this while strangling a boar.
— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) February 29, 2012
I shouldn't let the Bachelor's hair upset me so
— Sarah Silverman (@SarahKSilverman) February 29, 2012
#FirstThingIDoInTheMorning Drop and do twenty five boner pushups.
— chris pratt (@prattprattpratt) February 29, 2012
My view right now: luv ya @BBBaumgartner! twitter.com/AngelaKinsey/s…
— Angela Kinsey (@AngelaKinsey) February 29, 2012
Almost home! It's been 6 weeks! Heeeeeeeelllllooooo ARIZONA!!
— Frankie Muniz (@frankiemuniz) February 29, 2012
Wabba wabba wabba and a woo woo woo... "monster in the mirror" by grover on sesame street!!
— Shawn Stockman (@shawnstockman) February 29, 2012
The only thing more amazing than you being a Leap Year baby is that calendars are man-made, everything is random and nothing means anything.
— Damien Fahey (@DamienFahey) February 29, 2012
Some fools are bitching about AVENGERS trailer. You kids are nuts! In my day, the only Thor we had wore pelts on a Bill Bixby Hulk TV movie!
— KevinSmith (@ThatKevinSmith) February 29, 2012
I can't give any details, but I have to brag about shooting scenes with this bad boy today.lockerz.com/s/188297169
— Samm Levine (@SammLevine) February 29, 2012
At some point I'm going to have to own up to the fact that this headache is due at least in part to Staring at an iPhone for 5 hrs straight.
— Ana Gasteyer (@AnaGasteyer) February 29, 2012
We find out Snooki gets pregnant on Leap Day? By my calculations, Cthulhu rises in a fortnight.
— Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) February 29, 2012
Filming with @SofiaVegara at the happiest place on Earth! #lifeisgoodlockerz.com/s/188291922
— Rico Rodriguez (@StarringRico) February 29, 2012
Got so many guy haters in my @ replies. Get off my dick. Y'ALL WILL NEVER GET WAT I GET. Stay mad.
— Robert Kardashian (@RobKardashian) February 29, 2012
I may or may not be wearing pajama jeans today...while filming
— Dina Manzo (@dinamanzo) February 29, 2012
St. Patrick's Day is coming up!! Make sure to hide eggs for all the kids. Sorry not eggs, vomit.
— Nick Swardson (@NickSwardson) February 29, 2012
@LauraPrepon la u too girla! Just like old times! #Nostalgia
— Wilmer Valderrama (@WillyVille) February 29, 2012
How's everybody feeling about that whole thing about us just being tiny robots enslaved in a giant's ballsack?
— Rob Huebel (@robhuebel) February 29, 2012
@Skrillex Jeez.. I HAVE to dance with you....just HAVE to....XXO
— Kirstie Alley (@kirstiealley) February 29, 2012
Waking up early sucks balls! ...Unless you're waking up to ur balls being sucked...But morning breath on ur balls sucks too.
— Damon Wayans Yunior? (@wayansjr) February 29, 2012
Snooki says she wants to be the next Khloe Kardashian? That's like someone saying they want to be the next Roger Clinton.
— Max Silvestri (@maxsilvestri) February 29, 2012
Stand tall... yfrog.com/oejm7gbj
— will.i.am (@iamwill) February 29, 2012
To all the haters....Love yourselves
— Luis Guzman (@IamLuisGuzman) February 29, 2012
Tinkering w/ Pinterest & thinking of joining....r u guys on it????
— Giada De Laurentiis (@GDeLaurentiis) February 29, 2012
Tweeps, u gotta watch Cougar Town.If my fave show gets cancelled, I will be too sad to write...plus it is hilarious.
— shonda rhimes (@shondarhimes) February 29, 2012
@RealRonHowardHAPPY B DAY TOMORROW!!!!!!
— Henry Winkler (@hwinkler4real) February 29, 2012
God my lips look huge on TV...remind me never to do that again!
— Tamra Barney (@TamraBarney) February 29, 2012
@AndyMilonakis go to your room!
— Jimmy Kimmel (@jimmykimmel) February 29, 2012
Whispered "I want to Indian rug burn your face".
— Pete Wentz - RE:PETE (@petewentz) February 29, 2012
I don't know what the hell I'm doing! Hungry????twitpic.com/8q0xho
— Chris Brown(@chrisbrown) February 29, 2012
Davy Jones is dead but In true MONKEES fashion, a studio musician will be buried instead.
— Jonah Ray (@jonahray) February 29, 2012
Today exists only every four years!Like the olympics or the world cup or a presidential election or a Big Foot sighting or a new NKOTB CD!
— Donnie Wahlberg (@DonnieWahlberg) February 29, 2012
Back to Basics;) instagr.am/p/HmxSauPWN5/
— P!nk (@Pink) February 29, 2012
Now that a guy successfully proposed to his girlfriend on @BuzzFeed, I'd like to use Twitter to ask my neighbor Karen: May I finger you?
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) February 29, 2012