@rickygervais hey man. It's Segel. I just wanted to tell you how much you inspire all of us who are trying to make it. That's all. Thanks.
— Jason Segel (@jasonsegel) March 5, 2012
@rickygervais let's not get carried away with "role model" but you surely remind a young dude that the only way to make it is to work hard.
— Jason Segel (@jasonsegel) March 5, 2012
@rickygervais fair enough. Well I have no opinion that you made somany amazing shows from the ground up and made me sit down and write hard
— Jason Segel (@jasonsegel) March 5, 2012
@rickygervais I love that somehow the mutual admiration society or at least the one side admiration society is viewed as a twitter fight
— Jason Segel (@jasonsegel) March 5, 2012
@rickygervais sorry, I just realized you aren't following me which hurts a tiny bit but I understand. My last tweet was to you
— Jason Segel (@jasonsegel) March 5, 2012
@rickygervais I'm glad that's over. It's a good lesson for the kids in this modern world. Be careful before you're nice. No one buys it.
— Jason Segel (@jasonsegel) March 5, 2012
Honestly a totally hypothetical question but I'm curious. If I fell in love would you guys be happy?
— Jason Segel (@jasonsegel) March 5, 2012
We don't even know each other and you guys want me to be happy. I'mnot being sarcastic at all when I say that actually means a lot.
— Jason Segel (@jasonsegel) March 5, 2012
Man. The stunt doubles on this set are always so much more handsome than who they're doubling. twitter.com/nottjmiller/st…
— T.J. Miller (@nottjmiller) March 5, 2012
Hey @mindykaling, thanks for having me on the show, even if it was just cardboard me. Although in fairness, it's probably my best work.
— Zachary Levi (@ZacharyLevi) March 4, 2012
So great to hear what Kirk Cameron thinks about gay people. Anybody know where Tina Yothers stands on the death penalty?
— billy eichner (@billyeichner) March 4, 2012
All evidence of the Joe Biden on my flight fan fiction have been deleted. It was just for us! Tomorrow is a new day. They'll never know. xo
— Jen Kirkman (@JenKirkman) March 5, 2012
Rush - As soon as u started losing the big $$ from your hate speech, you caved & obeyed the men who pay u. Who's the prostitute now, bitch?
— Michael Moore (@MMFlint) March 4, 2012
Here's Adam Babushka Brody.yfrog.com/g0yb8pxnj
— Kristen Schaal (@kristenschaaled) March 5, 2012
Sometimes I just wake up with a beyonce song in my head... You must not know bout me.
— Pete Wentz - RE:PETE (@petewentz) March 5, 2012
i am never happier than when my eye crust comes out effortlessly in the morning
— h. jon benjamin (@HJBenjamin) March 5, 2012
Guy at the coffee shop told me how much he liked me on "Lost". I thanked him and told him how much I enjoy his tea.
— Kal Penn (@kalpenn) March 5, 2012
I think the Lorax could be a huge star if he weren't so grumpy all the time.
— Mike Birbiglia (@birbigs) March 5, 2012
Ryan Gosling would make the perfect Bobby Santangelo Stanislopoulos
— Jackie Collins (@jackiejcollins) March 5, 2012
On Gossip Girl set. No-that's not the film crew, it's the paparazzi filming the film crew. yfrog.com/oejt0ocj
— Elizabeth Hurley (@ElizabethHurley) March 5, 2012
Vaginal gas is embarrassing but if you have strong relationship, just laugh it off. If 1st time partner....any suggestions out there?
— Dr. Ruth Westheimer (@AskDrRuth) March 5, 2012
Nothing like running to the corner store in your pajamas cuz' your kid can't eat his oatmeal w/o bananas.I looked a lunatic w/ Uggs! #fb
— Sherri Shepherd (@SherriEShepherd) March 5, 2012
@ArchieMcNair1 No bra!At 6 a.m. when one is running to the store in pj's & Uggs & a messed up weave ... it's senseless to don a brassiere!
— Sherri Shepherd (@SherriEShepherd) March 5, 2012
Beach beers and Aussie dogs
— Skrillex(@Skrillex) March 5, 2012
Perth is so perthfect right now
— Skrillex(@Skrillex) March 5, 2012
I'm listening to Bon Iver like I have feelings about shit.
— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) March 5, 2012
"I love the way these yoga pants make my ass look!" -people who wear yoga pants
— RainnWilson (@rainnwilson) March 5, 2012
Ran into @jaleelwhite at the Rosie show! Knock em out on DWTS!lockerz.com/s/189880438
— Debbie Gibson (@DebbieGibson) March 5, 2012
If I were president I would allow poor people to drink 1% milk.
— Albert Brooks (@AlbertBrooks) March 5, 2012
Bye bye twitter for a month :(
— jenelle evans (@PBandJenelley_1) March 5, 2012
Thinking of releasing some of my music I've been holding on to. Just for the hell of it;) My creative process is taking a badass turn...
— Brooke Hogan (@MizzHogan) March 5, 2012
Like last night on my show I had my hair n scrunchie pig tails & thats all girls were tweetin me about?Hating.Why?I need an explanation
— Coco (@cocosworld) March 5, 2012
So I need 2 ask something.I get so much crap from girls cuz I wear scrunchies in my hair..What the hell is wrong with that?I LOVE SCRUNCHIES
— Coco (@cocosworld) March 5, 2012
My cat sneezes so much I'm starting to think he's allergic to himself!
— alyson hannigan (@alydenisof) March 5, 2012
Me and the Marines at the same event. twitter.com/TayeDiggs/stat…
— Taye Diggs (@TayeDiggs) March 5, 2012
I didn't invent this but I love it & am using it all the time: In casual conversation instead of saying "television" just shorten to "T.V."
— David Wain (@davidwain) March 5, 2012
They say "Fake it till you make it." I guess if you NEVER make it.. MFs just fake it for life...
— ICE T (@FINALLEVEL) March 5, 2012
Shoutout to the dude that came up with Trader Joe's Sesame Honey Cashews. #Delicious
— Aziz Ansari (@azizansari) March 5, 2012
HUNGER GAMES mall tour seems a little off-brand, no?Unless, of course, SBARRO's tribute kills Baby Gap's.
— Damon Lindelof (@DamonLindelof) March 5, 2012
and THIS is why I keep this fresh little man twitter.com/dinamanzo/stat…
— Dina Manzo (@dinamanzo) March 5, 2012
STRANGE BUT TRUE! George Michael sang "you make the sun shine brighter than Doris Day" in a time when we all thought he was straight!
— Andy Richter (@Andy_Richter) March 5, 2012
Rush Limbaugh is the Taliban!!
— Bette Midler (@BetteMidler) March 5, 2012
Wait, Bryan Adams "hada band" and played guitar til his "fingers bled" when he was 10?
— Gavin McInnes (@Gavin_McInnes) March 5, 2012
If you ever hacked my phone, these are the pictures you'd find: twitter.com/oliviamunn/sta…
— oliviamunn (@oliviamunn) March 5, 2012