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    19 Most Ridiculous Replies To The Pope

    All the burning questions the Pope didn't ask for.

    1. The pope tweets about superficiality.

    How good it is for us when the Lord unsettles our lukewarm and superficial lives.

    @Pontifex can't sleep either? What'd you think of @GameOfThrones?

    2. The pope being reflective.

    Every Christian can witness to God in the workplace, not only with words, but above all with an honest life.

    3. The pope asks for help from his followers.

    Dear friends, please pray for me during my pilgrimage to the Holy Land.

    @Pontifex Katy Perry is the female Michael Jackson

    4. The pope tells his followers to be fearless.

    Do not be afraid! Open the doors to Christ!

    5. The pope tweets about sin.

    Who among us can presume to be free of sin? No one. Let us ask God to forgive our sins.

    RT @pontifex Who among us can presume to be free of sin? No one. Let us ask Flying Spaghetti Monster to forgive our sins.

    6. The pope asks his followers to treasure light.

    Like Mary, may we nurture the light born within us at Christmas. May we carry it everywhere in our daily lives.

    7. The pope wants you to be a good samaritan.

    Like the Good Samaritan, may we not be ashamed of touching the wounds of those who suffer, but try to heal them with concrete acts of love.

    8. The pope greets the world with open arms.

    I greet all those who are sick and suffering. Christ Crucified is with you; cling to him!

    @Pontifex Thankyou. Does that include hangovers?

    9. The pope believes there's a lot of joy in the world.

    What zest life acquires when we allow ourselves to be filled by the love of God!

    @Pontifex mate, do you have anything else to tweet about apart from your work?

    10. The pope wants you to put the world into context.

    The world makes us look towards ourselves, our possessions, our desires.The Gospel invites us to be open to others, to share with the poor.

    @Pontifex quality weed is my only desire. do you have any?

    11. The pope tweets about a special day.

    May the World Day of Consecrated Life be a timely occasion to rediscover the centrality of Jesus in our lives.

    @Pontifex hello do you do crêpes today ?

    12. The pope tweets about trusting your friends.

    It is important to have friends we can trust. But it is essential to trust the Lord, who never lets us down.

    13. The pope tweets about sacrifice.

    Let us pray for all good and faithful priests who dedicate themselves to their people with generosity and unknown sacrifices.

    14. The pope tweets about millennials.

    Dear young people, put your talents at the service of the Gospel, with creativity and boundless charity.

    @Pontifex Dear Pope, can I have a go on your Popemobile?

    15. The pope tweets about fighting against evil.

    The only war that we must all fight is the one against evil #prayforpeace

    @Pontifex what's next for you In life?

    16. The pope tweets about forgiveness.

    The Church invites everyone to be embraced by the Father’s tenderness and forgiveness.

    17. The pope tweets about confession.

    The Sacraments are Jesus Christ’s presence in us. So it is important for us to go to Confession and receive Holy Communion.

    18. The pope tweets about superhumans.

    The Saints were not superhuman. They were people who loved God in their hearts, and who shared this joy with others.

    @Pontifex they won superbowl once as well

    19. And finally, some good advice.

    The Sacraments, especially Confession and the Eucharist, are privileged places of encountering Christ.

    @Pontifex please only tweet! And NEVER read ANYTHING anyone responds back