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    19 Times The Actual Time Made You Want To Cry

    All thanks to this one hilariously abusive Twitter account.

    Greenwich Mean Time's Twitter account is basically the speaking clock, but with a cruel, cruel twist. See, its information comes at a price. Yes, you might now know that the time is 5.34pm, but you've also developed a complex about the size of your head and been told you're going to die alone. Here are some of its highlights.

    1. When this became your greatest nightmare

    2. When you finally plucked up the courage to get your shorts out

    3. When your day started as it meant to go on

    4. When you realised you were incapable of caring for literally anything

    5. Like, seriously

    6. When you had to check your face for claws

    7. When this completely ruined your life (for a couple of days)

    8. When you stopped trusting chocolate

    9. When this bombshell hit home

    10. When you lost all confidence in your ability to wash up

    11. When Christmas was ruined

    12. When you got hit where it hurt

    13. When you realised you'd never be the next Ash Ketchum

    14. When even your best friend turned against you

    15. When you had an actual existential crisis

    16. When you spent three hours trying to catch your profile in the mirror

    17. When you were given just a glimmer of hope

    18. When you had confirmed what you've always secretly known

    19. When it got taken way too far