Baby Animals You Want To Take Home, But Will Inevitably Destroy Your Life

Cuteness is not a multipurpose cleaner.

This puppy wants to be yours so much.

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But he also wants to pee and poop every five minutes and rip the stuffing out of every one of your throw pillows.

This kitten is beside himself trying to make you love him.

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He will also rub his adorable fluffy coat all over your nice pants, throw up on rugs that are especially tough to clean, and run all over your face just when you turn out the lights to go to sleep.

Come on, baby ducklings! How can you NOT take two?!

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Because they literally poop every time they take a step, and if you think putting them in a bathtub it cute, just wait 5 minutes and watch the water become a sewage system.

Oh now just stop it. A hedgehog with a dinosaur friend? Pack up the terrarium already!

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Except they have needles for fur, and hardly come out of their spiny armor for anyone (except maybe this dinosaur). Really more like a breathing cactus than a pet. Makes a good weapon in a pinch though.

A Pair. Of Piglets. What.

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Now put that paint all over your walls and floor along with all their food, your food, and your bedspread neatly on top. ADORABLE.

Who could say no to this awkward fluff ball?

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Someone who understands that owls grow up to be means assholes who screech bloody murder, and throw up pellets made up of feathers, claws, and the bones of their many rodent prey.

This is a bunny in a cup.

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Now lift the bunny out of the cup and get punched in the face by some of the most powerful back legs you'll ever encounter.

Seriously?? This mouse is on a swing.

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Now turn around for five seconds and see if you can find where he went. EVER AGAIN.

Two words. Outbreak.

Start your adorable farm with this little guy.

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Then watch him try and eat all your loose clothing and cover it in spit.

Wild squirrel babies make the best pets!

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Till they mature and start humping/biting every female guest you have over to your apartment.

This guy's bringing his adorable teddy bear to your house.

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Along with an unquenchable desire to mate and make hundreds of other baby rats that will most likely live (and die) in your walls.

Awwww...He's so wittle!

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He'll either die right away or live forever.

Lovebirds! GAAHHH!!

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They'll actually battle with each other more than love on each other. They also never. Shut. Up.

Sure it's slightly illegal, but it's a cup-sized Koala!

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Who will grow up, get mean, and scratch your eyes right out.