【画像】なんで俺だけ…。もう料理なんてしないと決めた瞬間
もういいや。全部捨てちゃえ。
Twin Mommy and lover of all things Disney, all things pink, all things espresso, and all things margarita. ;-)
もういいや。全部捨てちゃえ。
ある日出社すると、デスクが全部アルミホイルに包まれていました。
"My science teacher was arrested for murdering someone in a church parking lot!"
These weddings had some unbelievably funny moments.
おいおいおい、バービー人形があられもない姿に(涙)
They have no business making the workplace this funny.
They caught their parents WAY off guard with their hilarity.
"Until you have a dog, you have no idea what could be eaten."
Dog owners: "Their name is Buddy." Cat Owners: "Their name is Cool Ranch Dorito."
"I love when my husband says, 'Correct me if I'm wrong,' like I would ever pass up that opportunity."
"I knew I was done when I realized I'd never had the freedom to just be an adult."
"My husband just said, 'Calm down,' like he wants his own Dateline special."
"The 7-year-old said, 'Don't open that drawer! Mommy said it has bags of sugar in it!"
"If my husband wrote a cookbook, it would be called How to Make a Meal Using Only Every Dish in the Kitchen."
"My wife just told me her birthday is tomorrow — like, wow, maybe more of a heads-up next time."
"Took my kids to church for the first time and my daughter asked who the ninja was. It was the priest."
But their hearts were in the right place...I think.
"I've been married for over 16 years. I barely can remember what 'that thing I like' is."
"I heard my dad whisper, 'Oh, it's really hard, alright."
"I don't want to get married because married people seem miserable. Some just hide it better than others."