1. In Fall, Americans go to a pumpkin patch and take cute pictures.
The British go to their local supermarket and fish out one from the bottom of a giant cardboard box.
your crush takes you to go pumpkin picking at the supermarket.
2. In America, Fall means putting on a cosy scarf and going to watch your fave team play "football".
In Britain you can go to a football game, but it's pretty likely that you'll watch it in the rain.
3. In American high schools, teens celebrate the new sports season with homecoming.
4. Whereas in Britain the teens drink cider in a park at 6pm in the dark.
If you didn't drink cider that tasted like p*ss on a park bench, did you even grow up in England?
5. When the leaves fall in America you can frolic around in them, and hear them crunch under your feet.
In Britain the leaves are always soggy, which for some bizarre reason means that trains are always delayed.
Train is delayed because there’s leaves on the line. You can’t make this shit up, this country is incredible
6. Fall fashion in America means you wear cute boots and skirts with a scarf, not for warmth but for fashion.
Autumn fashion is wearing a thousand layers to get somewhere, and then having to take them off when you get inside because you're so sweaty.
7. In America you can go out in anything during Fall and still look cute.
But in Britain your hair will always be messed up because you have to permanently walk through rain.
8. In America Fall means staying in and playing cute board games.
But in Britain we go and find the hardest, biggest, conker we can and try to brutally smash our opponent with it.
9. Americans eat pumpkin pie in the fall.
Whereas in Britain our Autumn diet consists of stews and mashed potato.
10. In America, you can go on cute hay rides and get in touch with nature.
Whereas in Autumn in Britain you can wait for a bus at 5pm in the pitch black.
