Dogzone: The metaphorical place dogs are often put in their families: while they are loved, they are not considered "one of the humans".
1. "It's my time: I can sit on the chair like the human I know I am."
2. "When will you take my coding skills seriously?"
3. "I will sit on this couch until you put me in the humanzone."
4. "I'm your dance partner, damnit! Treat me as such!"
5. "I pick you up from school EVERY DAY."
6. "When can we go to a REGULAR hair salon??"
7. "I console you! Don't you think I deserve a seat at the human table??"
8. "Don't you think I deserve pizza by now??"
9. "I even learned to drive better than you!"
10. "I wish you would stop laughing when I sit on the couch like this."
11. "I just want to get bumped to the Humanzone."
12. "I learned to use a phone and you still won't let me have my own??"
13. "If you could just trust me with yard work, I'd feel so much better."
14. "We have so many inside jokes!"
15. "I even look lovely in a dress!"
16. "LOOK AT ME IN GLASSES AND TELL ME I AM NOT LIKE A HUMAN."
17. "When will you realize I'm a human in a dog suit?"
18. "SO I'M GOING TO FIGHT BY SITTING ON COUCHES LIKES THIS..."
19. "And we'll all live happily ever after, outside of the DOGZONE."
