1.
An alien baby holding a tomato(?) on a package of peaches. Stinky alien baby feet. It must for working for them, so who I am critique?
2.
It's cheeseburger in a can! YOU fucking eat it!
4.
Craft beers are going just a mite bit too crazy in my opinion.
5.
Excuse me Doctor, you're the expert, but trying to do this can't be good for my blood pressure (it's a blood pressure drug).
6.
Turkish cakes can't be trusted.
7.
I smell fresh mint and a lawsuit.
8.
Dear Keebler: Can I put these in my toaster?