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Only in heaven can you find a bag of Cheetos this big:
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Only in heaven can you find a 50 pound bag of Lucky Charm's marshmallows:
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Only in heaven can this bottle of vodka the size of a small child exist:
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Or this Toblerone the size of a slightly larger child but still respectably big child:
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Or this appropriately sized jar of Nutella:
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Only in heaven can you find enough fries to bathe yourself in:
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Or hit the fruit roll-up jackpot:
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Only in heaven can your fridge look like this:
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Only in heaven you can find a pizza that you can legitimately use a prom dress:
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Only in heaven can a shopping cart like this exist:
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And only in heaven can you find this parking lot genius:
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Only in heaven can you bathe yourself in pizzas:
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Only in heaven can you use a giant box of nuggets to build the foundation of your house:
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Only in heaven can you find the magical combination of pizza and fries:
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Only in heaven can you replace your shower gel with Doritos:
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Only in heaven can you find this gelato:
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Only in heaven can you walk anywhere with a damn insta-taco:
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And only in heaven can you live this dream:
HEAVEN IS A PLACE ON EARTH!