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Before you smoke weed, think about the very noodly consequences:
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Remember the true danger your sandwiches are in:
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And, lord help us, be careful with the toast:
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Before you even THINK about smoking weed, realize the danger you're in:
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Don't you DARE look at anyone's shoes:
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And, please please please, stay away from ice cream sandwiches:
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Before you even CONSIDER smoking weed, just realize all the truly terrifying stuff you're going to see:
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Do you REALLY want a hilarious story about messing up your alarm?
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And do you REALLY want to be chased by A FRIDGE???
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Like, does this look funny to you?
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DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A GAME???
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Marijuana is dangerous. Just ask your uncharged phone:
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Or this defenseless remote:
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You think it's safe to smoke marijuana? WELL, LOOK AT THIS:
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You really want to get to know yourself on a spiritual level?
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You think zooming in real far on a computer is funny?
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Doesn't this SCREAM dangerous?
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You really want to watch a bird eat a dog?
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You want to communicate with magical dogs?
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Or forget about lungs?
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You really want to find strange, hilarious details in otherwise mundane things?
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Say it with me: marijuana is dangerous is the most dangerous drug out there.
