1.
The importance of defrosting:
2.
The pure, unadulterated joy of socks:
3.
How good lying down is:
4.
Why adults are always making those noises:
5.
How good it is to just get some alone time:
6.
Why Squidward is the way he is:
7.
Why there was always "food at home":
8.
Why people watch THOSE shows:
9.
Why bedtimes are a real and important thing:
10.
Why your parents would ever not want to go to a theme park for vacation:
11.
Why your parents never had any money for you:
12.
Why anyone would lose their mind over a new dishwasher:
13.
Why a drink after a stressful day feels so good:
14.
Why anyone would ever take a nap:
15.
How dirty dishes make you feel:
16.
Why your mom didn't want your friends to sleep over every single weekend:
17.
Why your dad would IMMEDIATELY fall asleep:
18.
And what getting older is like:
