Every grandma on Earth has or had...
1.
The first television ever invented:
2.
This exact casserole dish that had permanent stains in it from years of abuse:
3.
A tin of cookies that was NEVER FULL OF COOKIES:
4.
These candies that apparently only grandmas can buy:
5.
That one bird-noise clock that hung in her kitchen or basement and never really worked:
6.
A cabinet full of things you could NEVER touch:
7.
Little fruits all over the fridge:
8.
That one room you weren't allowed in with plastic-covered couches:
9.
Ribbon candy that was all stuck together and probably like 7 years old:
Werther's, also 7 years old:
10.
A cabinet dedicated to just plastic bags (that just grew bigger and bigger):
11.
A stationary bike in a random room for no reason:
12.
This exact blanket, probably laid out over the back of a couch:
13.
That one alarm clock that gave a big, red glow in her bedroom at night:
14.
Makeshift mystery Tupperware:
15.
And amber-colored wine glasses NOBODY DRANK FROM:
16.
A random glass doorknob, probably leading to the bathroom:
17.
Carpet protectors that definitely destroyed your toes once or twice:
18.
Towels for DECORATION, not DRYING:
19.
Chairs that probably sagged a little too much in the middle:
20.
At least one pair of fake grapes located somewhere in the house:
21.
Welch's glasses that made everything taste better:
22.
At least one room in the house with walls like this:
23.
...probably near a couch that looked like this:
25.
A ceramic Christmas tree, preferably one in green and white:
26.
A phone that looked like you could call president Gerald Ford with it:
27.
Sewing pincushions just hanging around that you'd be allowed to play with:
28.
This exact coaster set:
29.
If you're lucky, some $$$ handed to you exactly like this:
And finally, Grandma waving goodbye like this:
