Charlize Theron Adopted A Baby Boy And Other Links

And they say you can't keep a secret in Hollywood. Ms. Theron was photographed with an infant months ago but claimed it was "a friend's". Also, Robert Downey Jr. is a gossipy gossip and movies gave us unrealistic Spring Break expectations. These and other Buzz we missed await your clicking pleasure.

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Headline Story: Charlize Theron continues the trend of bucking the paparazzi and the gossip rags by adoptiong a baby right under our noses. - [Celebuzz]