1.
When your roommate asks how you're enjoying the gluten-free vegan lasagna she spent two hours preparing:
2.
When someone bends over on the subway and you see a very unwanted butt crack:
3.
When you wake up early to go to the gym and hate every second of it:
4.
When you can tell your friend is embellishing a story and you're not sure if you should call him out:
5.
When you're alone in your room and you execute a perfect fart:
6.
When you get out of work early at the start of a three-day weekend:
7.
When your friend says she's sorry she didn't respond sooner but she "didn't see your text":
8.
When you show up for a first date and the person is waaay taller than they seemed online:
9.
When someone asks you if you want the rest of their fries:
10.
When your best friend shows up to your apartment with a six-pack and some hot gossip:
11.
When your friends catch you out with your significant other after you said you'd be hanging at home that night:
12.
When your bae models new underwear for you:
13.
When your friend says there's no time for froyo before the concert:
14.
When you run into the person whose bed you puked on at a house party last Halloween:
15.
When your friend unveils the bridesmaids dresses she picked out and — surprise! — they're hideous:
16.
When someone shows up to a party wearing the same shirt as you:
17.
When your mom comments on every one of your Facebook photos, "Love You xoxoxo Mom":
18.
When your friend asks if she should drunk-text her ex-boyfriend.
19.
When you see two people making out in public and you want to yell, "Get a room!" but you know that's just as corny as their PDA:
20.
When you tell a bad joke to diffuse the awkward tension with your boss:
21.
When you see that person you secretly hate and their underwear is tucked into their shirt:
22.
When the guy at Chipotle asks you if you want guacamole and you're like, "Duh":
23.
When you see an Instagram pic of all your friends hanging out without you:
24.
When you daydream about how good it's going to feel to take your pants off the second you walk through your door after working a full day:
25.
When you're trying to check out a hottie at the bar without making it too obvious:
26.
When your mom leaves you a voicemail at a weird time and your mind jumps to the worst possible scenario:
27.
When you're sitting in your apartment and you hear the ice cream truck drive by:
28.
When your significant other asks if you want to stay home, watch Netflix, and eat ice cream right out of the container instead of going out:
29.
When your favorite song comes on the radio right when you get in the car:
30.
When your friend tells a racy joke that's actually pretty funny:
31.
And whenever you hear the words "open bar":
