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They also destroy Christmas.
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They will scratch your eyeballs out.
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Cats will scare the bejeezus out of you for "fun."
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Like, really scare you.
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They'll eat all of your cold cuts!
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They won't let you properly wipe, because they can't.
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Cats think they belong on counters.
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They will eat your children!!!
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Cats will pee all over your panty parade.
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And then they'll poop on your life.
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Cats hate turquoise drapes.
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They'll sneak onto your computer and read your personal emails!
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Cats think potted plants are for pussies.
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Cats hate clean clothes.
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Because they can't stand not being the center of attention.
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They like to pull terrifying pranks.
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This is how a cat drinks milk.
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This is how a cat looks when it's wet.
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They're prone to alcoholism.
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Cats are trying to kill you every moment of every day.
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No, seriously, they want you dead.
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And they'll make it look like an accident.
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SERIOUSLY, CATS ARE DANGEROUS AND NOT TO BE TRUSTED!
