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white ppl love to use the bathroom before leaving a restaurant and come out shaking their hands dry saying “ready to rock and roll??”
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White people love to pronounce Target as “Tar-jay”
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white people love saying "not too shabby"
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white people love the movie Elf starring American actor Will Ferrell
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white people love telling you their eyes change colors
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White people love to bump into you and say, “oooop.. ‘scuse me. Lemme sneak by ya”
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White people love to say “if only there was a way we could find out” before taking out their phone and googling something
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white people love going to baskin robins when it's 40 degrees out
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white people love stopping a conversation while they're having fun to say "we have fun"
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White people LOVE to tell you to pack them in your suitcase when you tell them you’re going on vacation
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White people love saying the names of the places they pass when driving with no intention of actually going there "Hey a Chili's" "Huh, a nail salon" "Look, a car wash"
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White people love saying “we got here at the right time!” when they’re somewhere and a line forms behind them
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White people love saying “i thought you fell in” when you take more than 2.5 seconds in the bathroom
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white people love saying “and if i could just get an autograph” when they need you to sign a receipt
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White people love to say “nothin like a free car wash” when it’s pouring outside
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white people love to ask “you workin hard or hardly workin?”
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White people love picking up the check and saying, “alright, what’s the damage?”
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#whitepeople love saying “see you next year!” at 11:59pm on December 31st.
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White people absolutely love saying they always buy more than they need at Target
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White People love saying “woah it’s a party in here” when entering a crowded elevator
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White people love to say “Welp, ganna have lunch for tomorrow” as their filling their to-go box at a restaurant.
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White people love soup and the cha cha slide in that order
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White people love playing giant jenga
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White people love to get in a long line then when it starts moving say, “Hey! Well at least it’s moving.”
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White people love putting that blue shit in their toilets
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white people love to talk about how they pulled up the carpet and found hardwood under there
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White people love saying “come do mine next!” when walking past you doing yard work
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White people love saying “son of a gun”
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White people love saying omg were eating so much on this trip!!!but we’re also doing a lot of walking
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white people love saying “act like ya love each other!!!” when taking pictures
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white people love redoing high fives
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white people love telling you how many miles away the lightning is during a storm
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White people love not being able to believe that it’s almost 2019 already