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    21 Silly Little Tweets About The Holidays That'll Give You A Good Chuckle Today

    If Twitter lives to see Christmas 2022, I'm sure it's gonna be wild.

    Sadly, we don't really know the fate of beloved social media platform Twitter at the moment. But, I'm trying to enjoy it while we have it, especially because Twitter is particularly hilarious and unhinged around the holidays. Sooo, here are some funny, ~festive~ tweets to get you in the holiday spirit:

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    it's with a heavy heart i announce that, after 12 years of marriage, my partner and i have decided that it's better for both of us if we don't attend any of your holiday parties

    Twitter: @samreich

    2.

    And y’all keep questioning how Santa get around so fast https://t.co/Udt2Zcehra

    Twitter: @brooke24_

    3.

    They need to stop remaking A Christmas Carol. The Muppets did it the best. Everyone else needs to sit down and move on

    Twitter: @TaylorAnnNx

    4.

    Commenting ‘nightmare blunt rotation’ on some family’s Christmas photos on Facebook

    Twitter: @finnegans_vape

    5.

    Twitter: @joeynolfi / Netflix / Everett Collection

    6.

    When my phone stays on 1% for 10 min that’s the Hanukkah candle burning for 8 days

    Twitter: @DylanAdler6

    7.

    you really gonna treat me like that when Santa is literally on his way to town bffr

    Twitter: @hushbunniii

    8.

    Is “gobble me swallow me” a good caption to use on thanksgiving??

    Twitter: @justcarriej

    9.

    most people don't know that chris pine is actually short for christmas pinecone

    Twitter: @kaicomedy

    10.

    Charles Dickens writing a nice, festive Christmas story

    Twitter: @SparkNotes

    11.

    he's makin a list it's kept in plain text an elf just got phished you know what is next santa claus has leaked 2.2 billion user's names, addresses, naughty/nice statuses, and the times they are asleep in their homes

    Twitter: @hotjamz

    12.

    Christmas needs to slow tf down I only got 8 dollars

    Twitter: @Omarruizz10

    13.

    I didn’t get a toxic thanksgiving text. I’ve lost my touch.

    Twitter: @thenineYANAs

    14.

    Twitter: @BigToofedBlonde

    15.

    can’t believe the grinch stole christmas. what will he steal next? hanukkah? easter?? my debit card that has $56 on it???

    Twitter: @CaucasianJames

    16.

    Hallmark Christmas movie where the overworked single 30-something woman moves to a small town in Georgia to work on a runoff election. She doesn’t find love. She helps keep a US Senate seat, finds happiness in preserving Democracy. It’s called “A Campaign for Christmas”.

    Twitter: @mdobk

    17.

    for 15 years we made fun of my dad for saying he wants a vacuum for christmas every year, but we finally got him a nice dyson and you know what? he’s walking around, vacuuming all every room, muttering “this is a game changer.” say what you will but the man knows what he wants

    Twitter: @magnuswlitb

    18.

    My mum just waited until the dog had walked out the room to tell me what she'd bought him for Christmas.

    Twitter: @LouHaigh

    19.

    You’ve heard of Elf on the Shelf. Now get ready for

    Twitter: @JimHalpert__

    20.

    Hiding presents on my bed but it looks like I'm hiding a festive dead body

    Twitter: @AmazingPhil

    21.

    tf do i get this man for Christmas when he already has me 🤦‍♀️

    Twitter: @AnnabelleWilin

    Happy holidays! And, make sure to follow all these funny folks!