1. "Oh boy, my aching paws."
2. "I'm so happy you love the sweater I got you."
3. "Did you take the picture yet, Frank?"
4. "I'd prefer my ears to not get wet thank you very much."
5. "We use to have to walk 50 miles uphill both ways through snow to get to school."
6. "Back in my day people would line up to scratch a dog's beard."
7. "The cruise was fantastic, thank you for asking."
8. "I just need to sit for a minute."
9. "We can get pancakes after church, okay?"
10. "Your grandfather and I are so happy you decided to come visit."
11. "Help your poor grandmama up off the couch."
12. "I'm just gonna rest my eyes for a..." * Zzz Zzz Zzz *
13. "Kids are always on their gosh darn phones these days."
14. "What is the cloud and how do I get my information back?"
15. "The eye doctor says I need thicker frames."
16. "Water calisthenics doesn't take a break and neither do I."
17. *Jeopardy plays loudly in the background*
18. "This is the height of luxury."
19. "Get off my lawn ya darn kids."
