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The episode begins with one of the best cold opens ever (everyone fighting about the broken coffee machine):
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And then we find out it was actually Ron:
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The term "Done-zo list" was invented:
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Andy tried out his cold-reading skills...
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...and they weren't great:
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When Dennis Cooper "went bananas":
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Leslie's concern for Ann's job:
10.
The greatest money-motivation tune was invented:
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Lives changed FOREVER when Burt Macklin met Janet Snakehole:
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And we find out what Burt was framed for:
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Tom's Business Idea #1:
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Tom's Business Idea #2:
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Tom's Business Idea #3:
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Tom's Business Idea #4:
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Tom's Business Idea #5:
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Tom's Business Idea #6:
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Tom's Business Idea #7:
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When the Snake Juice* started hitting:
37.
Ron's inability to feel hungover:
38.
April's genius device:
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Burt Macklin's brother:
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And finally, this iconic life lesson: