Buzz·Posted on 22 Oct 201819 Tweets That'll Make You Say "I Thought It Was Just Me""I’m impressed with how ugly I’m willing to look in public these days."by Jenna GuillaumeEditor-at-Large, BuzzFeed AustraliaLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Mikaela @MikaelaLong when u deal with being sad by listening to sad music 05:23 PM - 30 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Sp🎃🎃ky Daniel @itsdaniielbtw "oh ok" actually means my heart just got ripped into a million pieces but i won't tell you because you wouldn’t care how i feel anyway 02:58 AM - 08 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. ᴀᴜsᴛᴏɴ ᴘᴜɢʜ @itsaustonpugh “Did you sleep well” Me: 11:04 PM - 06 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Dewayne “Not Dwayne” Perkins @DewaynePerkins If you’re ever with me and someone comes up to me and starts talking and I don’t introduce you, it’s strictly because I don’t remember their name. So please feel free to be a dope person and introduce yourself so I can then hear said name and pretend I knew it the whole time. 04:15 AM - 20 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Kyle @ItsKyllle I deadass be trying to take 2-3 minute naps in the morning, alarm goes off at 7:35 and I'm like "shii I'll get up at 7:38" 01:00 AM - 09 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. edward colon 🕸 @poolsideconvooo my conscience escorting me to my messages once a week to reply to all the friends i've been ignoring 11:45 PM - 17 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Emily Murnane @emily_murnane Every work email I send: Hey! Sorry to bug you! Was just wondering (If it’s not too much trouble) Would it be possible to do thing you said you’d do? Totally fine if not! Prob my fault anyway I’m an idiot :) Sorry to bother you! Sorry I exist! So sorry! Just let me know! Emily 03:02 PM - 19 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. b.b 🎃 @benoobrown Instagram: look how lovely my life is Twitter: look at my life falling apart 04:53 PM - 09 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Ivan Martinez @imartinezp_ School and microwave minutes are longer than regular minutes 10:30 AM - 05 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. im 💛 @Imaaannmoooss I’m impressed with how ugly I’m willing to look in public these days 03:44 PM - 22 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. monty @cumrascal me outside of a random persons car thinking it’s my uber because i don’t know what a white honda accord looks like 05:43 PM - 01 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Innocent Illusion @DianaG2772 2008: I don’t talk to strangers on the internet. 2018: I only talk to strangers on the internet. 11:12 AM - 25 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Nik @AmoNickk do u ever want to take a nap but the nap doesnt want to take u 10:36 PM - 07 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Brock @ImTheeBrock "but you said your 10 mins away" First of all I didn't say where I'm 10 mins away from 11:01 PM - 29 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. xavier @chazellehurwitz 09:22 AM - 12 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. lisa 👻🕷🍭 @deliawithit how come when i eat just a buttered piece of bread at home it’s a struggle meal but when i eat just a buttered piece of bread at a restaurant i’m like wow the luxury of it all 07:36 PM - 03 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Kristen Arnett of the Living Dead @Kristen_Arnett sibling culture is not talking to each other for awhile and then texting them “this is you” along with a picture of an ugly bird you found online 01:21 AM - 04 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Barbara @BabsSzabo One week into vacation My body: please, a vegetable. Me: a croissant? My body: I'm begging you, a single leaf of kale. Me: so another bowl of pasta? 10:01 PM - 16 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. David Mack @davidmackau wanna feel old? today was 8 months ago 03:21 AM - 29 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite