If you want to talk about vomit, and even if you don't, you've got a whole cornucopia of options. But which ones are the least terrible?
Here's a ranking of every common name for throwing up, determined by assessing grossness, clarity, creativity, and general usability.
Honorable Mention
If you delve deep into the world of vomit slang, there's an endless black hole of really weird, horrifying terms that no one ever uses.
Here are a few of the best ones:
Eating Backwards
Tossing A Sidewalk Pizza
Liquid Scream
Bring it Up For a Vote
Liquidate Your Assets
Call to the Seals
Prepare Dinner for a Racist
Ham Hawking
Big Vom Dot Com