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25 Best Things That Could Possibly Happen To Someone From Los Angeles

There's still money on this meter? Yes!!!

1. A Yogurtland opening within walking distance from your house.

2. Finding street parking with intelligible signage.

3. Remembering that it is free museum day at LACMA and that you have the day off.

4. Stumbling on a place that has all-day happy hour instead of 5–7 p.m. when everyone is working.

5. Walking into work and seeing that someone has brought Sprinkles for everyone.

6. Not being mistaken for a wanted fugitive.

7. Seeing Angelyne.

8. Coming across NO traffic at Hollywood and Highland during rush hour.

9. Being super hungry and having a magical food truck appear.

10. Getting your meeting in Santa Monica at 3 p.m. canceled.

11. Getting a parking spot right away at Trader Joe's.

12. A subway to the beach.

13. Finally getting an NFL franchise.

14. Finding out your friend doesn't need you to drive them to LAX after all.

15. The weather getting cold enough to wear that new sweater you bought.

16. Not being affected by Obama coming into town/the L.A. marathon.

It's that time again, #LosAngeles! President #Obama is coming to town, so prepare for heavy traffic the next 2 days. http://t.co/lXo0MtflEg

Bergener & Assoc.

@BergenerLaw

It's that time again, #LosAngeles! President #Obama is coming to town, so prepare for heavy traffic the next 2 days. http://t.co/lXo0MtflEg

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this is lovely. gonna have to take the roundabout way to get out of my hood. #traffic #lamarathon

Fern

@ButtercupD

this is lovely. gonna have to take the roundabout way to get out of my hood. #traffic #lamarathon

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17. Having a conversation that doesn't involve "the business."

18. Meeting a celeb you actually care about.

19. Parking at a meter that still has time on it.

20. Going to the beach and not having someone set up their stuff a foot away from you.

21. Getting a table at Father's Office.

22. Going to the Grove and getting good parking despite the fact that there is a concert happening.

23. Getting an alert that your yoga in the park class was canceled.

24. Exiting the freeway right before traffic is starting.

25. Eating a danger dog and feeling fine after.