So, your friend was dumped. Time for you to spring to action.
Did you secretly hate him because he was a jerk or douche?
If yes, try not to gloat about. You can do that later on:
Make some fancy cupcakes for her (these double as your secret celebration):
Are they one of those couples that always breaks up and gets back together?
If so, just be a good listener and pretend as hard as you can to care this time:
Did he break up with her in a bad way?
Swing by the discount liquor store and bring over a Franzia:
Bastard. Help her brainstorm the perfect revenge:
No time for homebaked goods, grab some Hostess cupcakes:
And you'll need to stock up on supplies, this is going to be a long night.
Important: do NOT let her cut bangs with nail scissors, no matter how badly she wants to:
Was he a nice guy and they're going to stay friends?
Then you can skip the trashing him part and focus on all the other hotties out there:
An elaborately decorated cake is a good gesture:
A bottle of cheap wine should suffice:
Remember: your BFF duties are not done until you're drunk and full of junk food:
Good news! More time for just besties to hang out!
