"Seasoned" Mothers: What Advice Do You Have For New Moms With Babies/Toddlers?
Let's help some new mamas out.
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Let's help some new mamas out.
"Asking a woman's father for her hand in marriage. Why ask the man? What does HE know about being a wife? Besides — she belongs to herself."
"My dad disappeared when I was 13, and I never saw him again. As an adult, I learned he told everyone I died...he did this for two decades."
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"My mom woke my brother and me up one morning, said we weren't going to school, and told us to pack a bag. She dropped us off at our father's house like we were garbage."
"Men in vests. I don't know why, but vests make me randy as hell."
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"The biggest decision you'll ever make is who you have a kid with. You can undo everything else, but you can't undo the parent of your child. You are locked in with that person for life."
"My mom woke my brother and me up one morning, said we weren't going to school, and told us to pack a bag. She dropped us off at our father's house like we were garbage."
"Men in vests. I don't know why, but vests make me randy as hell."
"Asking a woman's father for her hand in marriage. Why ask the man? What does HE know about being a wife? Besides — she belongs to herself."
"My dad disappeared when I was 13, and I never saw him again. As an adult, I learned he told everyone I died...he did this for two decades."
"The biggest decision you'll ever make is who you have a kid with. You can undo everything else, but you can't undo the parent of your child. You are locked in with that person for life."
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