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"Whispering Ryan Gosling" Is The Best Meme To Come Out Of The Oscars

"Hail Hydra." —Ryan Gosling

Ryan Gosling had a great night at the 2017 Oscars. He showed up in a glorious ruffly shirt...

...he posed on the red carpet...

...and gave us a new meme that shall henceforth be known as Whispering Ryan Gosling.

It all began when host Jimmy Kimmel surprised a bunch of Hollywood tourists who thought they were about to see some kind of exhibit. But, surprise! They walked right into the Academy Awards!

And this gem of a woman met Ryan Gosling and reacted like any of us would when the actor leaned in for a peck on the cheek: with shock and awe and wonderment.

But what was the Goz whispering in her ear? Something like, "Hi, nice to meet you"?

gosling literally had her SHOOK and ready to dump her fiancé on live television lmao #oscars

No, he was whispering something hilarious and dark, obviously.

His troubling Oscar predictions, for instance.

"What if HACKSAW RIDGE wins Best Picture?"

Or his true political allegiances.

Or, worse, his garbage nerd opinions.

GOSLING: Jar Jar is the best Star Wars character. #Oscars

Or, WORSE STILL, his garbage nerd SPOILERS.

GOSLING: Darth Sidious is Emperor Palpatine

Basically, there are endless possibilities.

When Ryan Gosling scats in your ear. #Oscars2017

Truly endless.

Maybe he didn't say anything at all. Maybe she was having her own private moment.

when you’re with ryan gosling but you realize you have 6 essays, 4 projects, and 2 midterm exams this week

Regardless of whether we ever discover the truth or not...

"i actually didn't write allie every day for a year."

...at least we finally have a new Gosling meme.