There's A $1 Million Bounty On Tim Tebow's Virginity

Professional sex trolls AshleyMadison.com posted it, and those Taiwanese animation cats have given us the unhinged visual.

Subhuman infidelity fetishists AshleyMadison.com want to give you $1 million to have sex with Tim Tebow, if you can prove it.

Let's walk through this video frame-by-frame.

"Hit 'LIKE' if you think Tebow masterbates! [sic]" YOU CAN'T MAKE ME DO THAT.

Say hi to Angel Tim Tebow.

One of these things is not like the other...

Ever wondered what Tim Tebow's v-card looked like? Why were you wondering about that?

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Shaft-polishing jokes about crucifixes. The Taiwanese Animation people, everyone!

This is how sex works.

Subtitles here read: "Although it is nearly impossible for an attractive pro athlete to hold on to his virginity, it is equally impossible for a homeschooled child to lose it."

Mama and Papa Tebow to the rescue.

And, for the clincher: Tim Tebow stiff-arming hordes of women as Cupid arrows rain down around him.