23 Black Tweets That Are So Funny, I'm 99.99% Sure You'll Be Snickering Through Your Monday Meetings
"Tired of fast food, tired of cooked food. Bout to bite the wall."
It's Monday again, BuzzFeeders, and you know I've been scrollingggg through Black Twitter to find the funniest tweets of the week, so please enjoy the hilariousness of my timeline.
1.
Yt coworkers every time you come in with new hair: pic.twitter.com/gprU1d4hqB
— Panic! At The TL (@Puff_Iya) April 16, 2024
2.
ALL THE WFH PEOPLE ONCE ITS ABOVE 70° pic.twitter.com/XFYaA30wiw
— Ricky 🇩🇴 (@PicassoMadeSty) April 18, 2024
3.
IIGHT HOW I REPORT THESE KIDS BECAUSE WHAT IS THIS?!😒😒😒😒😒😒 pic.twitter.com/qHxUwDe8Fl
— mollie the maid 🦋 (@themollieshevon) April 17, 2024
4.
Me in every meeting that could’ve been an email pic.twitter.com/x7pxGoe3BH
— Concealed Carry class: EVERY WEEK (@skinny_que) April 16, 2024
5.
Happy birthday big mama 🤍 https://t.co/NXWJjs9nty
— ✨anita max wynn✨ (@honey__dippa) April 18, 2024
6.
Ashanti: “I’m pregnant.”
— NUFF (@nuffsaidny) April 17, 2024
Twitter: pic.twitter.com/mfNyukBkwD
7.
Tired of fast food , tired of cooked food. Bout to bite the wall 😂😂😂😂
— Jayy💞♋ (@Jaysworlddx) April 17, 2024
8.
Me going to the job I prayed for. pic.twitter.com/pA21DLCqfQ
— Ronald III (@kaonde_king) April 18, 2024
9.
man who tf playing on my phone😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/rFQKf66WYT
— Kbarbiii (@Kbarbiii_) April 16, 2024
10.
My job just drug tested my coworker but they took the hair from her wig 😂
— J.A. (@TheeGreatJA) April 15, 2024
11.
When the teacher picks the groups: https://t.co/GqU5KkuBJm
— kira 👾 (@kirawontmiss) April 15, 2024
12.
Y’all I just came to get my hair done. As I was walking in I seen a real fine man so I told my stylist, “Girl, it’s a REAL fine man outside with a scat pack!” She was like “Is it gray?” I said “Yeah and he had a beard!” Why she say “Girl that’s my boyfriend!” 💀💀 pic.twitter.com/EtrXLBuYwM
— AGD. (@TheLexGabrielle) April 15, 2024
13.
“I got a trick for yo ass”
— Cleotis (Big Menace) (@BigJQker1911) April 16, 2024
-a black mother who is not a magician 😂😂😂😂
14.
when i say okay and my mama keeps talking pic.twitter.com/7J35jVkfmJ
— itGIRL (@nijhaerenee) April 17, 2024
15.
“Yo we gonna turn up at another spot after this”
— Waiting to Oxtail (@ThatDudeMCFLY) April 19, 2024
Me: pic.twitter.com/a9JONbRc3M
16.
On my momma
— Chris (@flvckojoyde) April 16, 2024
On my hood
i look fly
i look good https://t.co/0cjYW1eOKV pic.twitter.com/bkDjHm8onT
17.
I like how he didn’t even try to make one for black people. https://t.co/uGtm4VTEeK
— Pizza (@number_pizza111) April 17, 2024
18.
Nene can go straight to hell bc I definitely just turned down an apartment bc it had a white refrigerator pic.twitter.com/5m09KC4vTB
— Dentist the Menace (@SoTheyCallMeDJ) April 19, 2024
19.
Zendaya’s reaction when she found out that Venus Williams was present at the ‘Challengers’ premiere in Los Angeles. pic.twitter.com/s7l61gfu4C
— Zendaya Updates (@Zendaya_Updated) April 18, 2024
20.
This black woman crocheted her cats some du rags. I love us so much. 🤣💯 pic.twitter.com/Dq2foFvaPh
— Ash 👩🏾💻 (@TechBaeAsh) April 18, 2024
21.
Yall I went to get an oil change and the man asked me did I want synthetic oil and I said “Why would I want fake oil?” Yall why that man look at me like this?? pic.twitter.com/GXgrm5kH4u
— The Prettiest 🩷🌸 (@OhItsDeAndrea_) April 19, 2024
22.
pic.twitter.com/mN5vi8eGtZ https://t.co/02lN9U5tL3
— Jame. ✨ (@JThorpe3) April 16, 2024
23.
Never seen crabs lined up like a stack of VHS tapes https://t.co/taK0zJtCIy
— Dvrryl (@Dvrryl2times) April 21, 2024