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Trying to pass off something you made as a gourmet meal:
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Knowing that making pasta isn't as simple as they tell you:
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This is the only kind of recipe you know how to follow:
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You find a way to burn just about everything, like bacon...
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Your talents are limited, and you frequently resort to making simple meals:
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And sometimes you forget how to make something simple like mac and cheese...
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You never know what's microwave, toaster oven, or even dishwasher-safe:
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You've done something catastrophic, like drain your homemade chicken stock by accident...
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...or drop your entire pot of homemade sauce...
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...or maybe even blew up your entire kitchen:
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This is reminiscent of your well-rounded breakfast:
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This seems like an acceptable lunch:
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And this is what dinner looks like when you "try":
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Oh, yeah, and baking? Fuhgeddaboudit!:
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And when you give up on food altogether, and try to do something healthy, like make a smoothie... even that backfires:
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Basically, you just feel like Andy Dwyer anytime you do anything:
