1. The only drama you have to worry about is who is going to order pizza.
2. They act as your guy-translators when you get cryptic texts.
3. Ate two donuts for lunch? Whatever, they each ate five.
4. Craving junk food after a night out? Say no more.
5. You get the most straightforward romantic advice.
6. You trust them if they say you look good.
7. Moving into or out of your apartment is a piece of cake.
8. You won't fight over the same guy/girl.
9. If you need a date to anything, you've got a couple backups ready to go.
10. Have a craving to kill zombies at 2 a.m.? They've already cracked out the Xbox.
11. You don't have one week of hell every month like you do with your girl friends.
12. You might pretend to hate their gross Snapchats, but you actually love them.
13. They don't care if you haven't showered.
14. Piggyback rides.
15. Acting on stupid ideas is not only done, but encouraged.
16. You have a collection of big, comfortable sweatshirts that you're probably never going to give back.
17. They introduce you to their single friends.
18. If you haven't become an expert at beer pong/flip cup yet, you're getting there.
19. If a guy is being an ass, you can call your personal bodyguards.
20. ...and vice versa.
21. You can let your bodily functions do their thing when you're around them.
22. They always have pockets.
23. You have an excuse to watch marathons of Family Guy and South Park.
24. Your fights are short and sweet.
25. You don't have to worry about hurting one another's feelings — all the trash talk you dish to one another is already your friendly banter.
26. And you know it's bullshit whenever people say girls and guys can't be friends...
27. Because you guys are living proof.
