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    19 Tweets About Summer 2k19 That Are Feverishly Funny

    "The only thing acting up this summer is my skin."

    1. On doing the devil's work:

    2. On cleaning duties:

    me every morning this summer 😔🤘

    3. On mosquitos:

    Mosquitoes better not try me this summer

    4. On laziness:

    Me : this summer finna be LITT!!!! Also me:

    5. On making do with what you've got:

    I’m trying to enjoy my summer and be as unbothered as my dad

    6. On staying hydrated:

    Me: *plans a lot of outside summer activities* Also me:

    7. On living your best life:

    SUMMER 2K19 I AM READY FOR YOU!!!

    8. On having a job:

    “What do you have going on this summer?” Me:

    9. On following the rules:

    Me wanting to have a city girls summer but then remembering i have strict parents

    10. On being all alone:

    11. On that single life:

    How I’m gonna be with my boo all summer ‘19 😭😒

    12. On having priorities:

    13. On being you:

    due to personal reasons im gonna be a bad bitch this summer

    14. On unfavorable circumstances:

    the only thing acting up this summer is my skin :(

    15. On being responsible:

    My mood this summer Fuck it, I’m down... after work tho lol

    16. On finding love:

    Before my Hot Girl Summer fully begins, anybody wanna admit they love me & wanna get married? QUICKLY.

    17. On creating lists:

    Summer To Do List... 1. Drink water 2. Eat fruit 3. Mind your business

    18. On the illusion of sleeping in:

    19. And finally, on releasing the inner clown: