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    7 Places Raisins Do Not Belong

    According to *some* people, anyway. There's room for many voices in this debate.

    1. In cookies.

    Depends: in oatmeal cookies - NEVER; in my hand - SURE WHY NOT RT @BuzzFeedFood RAISINS v. NO RAISINS? Discuss.

    Depends: in oatmeal cookies - NEVER; in my hand - SURE WHY NOT RT @BuzzFeedFood RAISINS v. NO RAISINS? Discuss.-- Blanca del Castillo

    Is it crazy if someone offers me an oatmeal cookie, or one with something like raisins in it, I want to punch them in the face? #cookierage

    Is it crazy if someone offers me an oatmeal cookie, or one with something like raisins in it, I want to punch them in the face? #cookierage-- Sara Westcott

    NO RAISINS! (Assume we are talking about cookies here) RT @BuzzFeedFood: RAISINS v. NO RAISINS? Discuss.

    NO RAISINS! (Assume we are talking about cookies here) RT @BuzzFeedFood: RAISINS v. NO RAISINS? Discuss.-- Judd Legum

    I was pondering about why I dislike people so much and I think it seriously has to do with raisins in oatmeal cookies.

    I was pondering about why I dislike people so much and I think it seriously has to do with raisins in oatmeal cookies.-- Trista Marie

    2. In oatmeal.

    @BuzzFeedFood What are we talking? Cookies: Sure! Oatmeal: GET THE FUCK OUT.

    @BuzzFeedFood What are we talking? Cookies: Sure! Oatmeal: GET THE FUCK OUT.-- Anthony Berry

    Not sure if this oatmeal I'm eating is expired but I'm definitely sure it wasn't supposed to have raisins in it.

    Not sure if this oatmeal I'm eating is expired but I'm definitely sure it wasn't supposed to have raisins in it.-- Harmony

    I don't care for all these raisins in my oatmeal-- lღɑƞi Aყɑƞƞɑ ツ

    The guy at the coffee place put raisins in my oatmeal!!!! I HATE RAISINS! No one talk to me for the rest of the day!

    The guy at the coffee place put raisins in my oatmeal!!!! I HATE RAISINS! No one talk to me for the rest of the day!-- Andrew PerkinsHanley

    I thought it might be a good idea to put raisins in my oatmeal this morning. So, as of 06:34, it's been a bad day.

    I thought it might be a good idea to put raisins in my oatmeal this morning. So, as of 06:34, it's been a bad day.-- Brycen Dwayne Janzen

    3. Outside of chocolate.

    Only if they're chocolate covered ... and even still. RT @BuzzFeedFood: RAISINS v. NO RAISINS? Discuss.

    Only if they're chocolate covered ... and even still. RT @BuzzFeedFood: RAISINS v. NO RAISINS? Discuss.-- Zen College Life

    @BuzzFeedFood All raisins must be coated in dark chocolate. Trader Joe's are the best, IMO.

    @BuzzFeedFood All raisins must be coated in dark chocolate. Trader Joe's are the best, IMO.-- We Haveta Fix That!

    "@BuzzFeedFood: RAISINS v. NO RAISINS? Discuss." Only acceptable if covered in chocolate. In my cookies or anything else? - No thanks!

    "@BuzzFeedFood: RAISINS v. NO RAISINS? Discuss." Only acceptable if covered in chocolate. In my cookies or anything else? - No thanks!-- Elisa

    4. In surprising places.

    there is nothing worse than surprise raisins RT @samir Yes, but I need advanced warning. RT @BuzzFeedFood: RAISINS v. NO RAISINS? Discuss.

    there is nothing worse than surprise raisins RT @samir Yes, but I need advanced warning. RT @BuzzFeedFood: RAISINS v. NO RAISINS? Discuss.-- Mimi

    @imsabbah Raisins in baked goods should be illegal. Worst surprise ever.

    @imsabbah Raisins in baked goods should be illegal. Worst surprise ever.-- Melanie Easton

    A raisin in a curry is a terrible surprise. *wipes tongue on napkin

    A raisin in a curry is a terrible surprise. *wipes tongue on napkin-- Liza Christie

    I don't like how my mom sneaks raisins into the stuff she cooks. It's a nasty surprise in every bite.

    I don't like how my mom sneaks raisins into the stuff she cooks. It's a nasty surprise in every bite.-- Diane â™”

    5. In places where there could have been chocolate chips.

    @doreeshafrir @BuzzFeedFood no raisins ever, no thanks. Gross! especially when they look like chocolate chips in oatmeal cookies

    @doreeshafrir @BuzzFeedFood no raisins ever, no thanks. Gross! especially when they look like chocolate chips in oatmeal cookies-- Chrysanthe Tenentes

    @Candide76 @BuzzFeedFood But now they hide in cookies & fool you into thinking they are chocolate chips. Evil, evil things.

    @Candide76 @BuzzFeedFood But now they hide in cookies & fool you into thinking they are chocolate chips. Evil, evil things.-- Bryant Turnage

    Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason #Sagittarius have trust issues.

    Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason #Sagittarius have trust issues.-- We Sagittarius

    Dear Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies, FUCK YOU.

    Dear Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies, FUCK YOU.-- The Dictator

    6. Inside dogs.

    yes. also raisins cause kidney failure RT @chinkeepchan is it true that grapes are also bad for dogs?

    yes. also raisins cause kidney failure RT @chinkeepchan is it true that grapes are also bad for dogs?-- kim atienza

    @BuzzFeedFood Enjoyable yet poisonous to a dog.

    @BuzzFeedFood Enjoyable yet poisonous to a dog.-- Laura Murphy

    Did you know that some human foods are not suitable for dogs - Grapes, raisins, chocolate and cooked onions can all be fatal!

    Did you know that some human foods are not suitable for dogs - Grapes, raisins, chocolate and cooked onions can all be fatal!-- Cool Dog Club

    7. Anywhere.

    @BuzzFeedFood No raisins in anything ever thx

    @BuzzFeedFood No raisins in anything ever thx-- Glenn Davis

    @BuzzFeedFood Never. Raisins were one of the curses the God of Abraham sent to Egypt.

    @BuzzFeedFood Never. Raisins were one of the curses the God of Abraham sent to Egypt.-- Bryant Turnage

    No raisins. Ever. RT @BuzzFeedFood: RAISINS v. NO RAISINS? Discuss.

    No raisins. Ever. RT @BuzzFeedFood: RAISINS v. NO RAISINS? Discuss.-- Hadeis

    @BuzzFeedFood No raisins. EVER.-- Gwen Graika

    FUCK A RAISIN cc: @moetkacik RT @doreeshafrir: THE GREAT RAISIN DEBATE OF 2012 HAS BEGUN RT @BuzzFeedFood: RAISINS v. NO RAISINS? Discuss.

    FUCK A RAISIN cc: @moetkacik RT @doreeshafrir: THE GREAT RAISIN DEBATE OF 2012 HAS BEGUN RT @BuzzFeedFood: RAISINS v. NO RAISINS? Discuss.-- Adam Butler