There are two types of funny tweets: those that make you laugh, and those that are so good, but also so BAD, that make you laugh but also realize you're probably going to hell.
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This tweet about a grandma who is making moves in her retirement home:
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And this one about finding the perfect man:
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This very important relationship advice:
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This video of the "perfect orgasm" that is totally worth grabbing your headphones:
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This hilarious lesson in HERstory:
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This tweet that anyone who grew up as a closeted gay boy will understand:
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This tweet about giving your mom cheek:
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And this tweet about raising hell as a kid:
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This fairly accurate comparison:
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And this tweet that made me laugh harder than I should have:
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Yet another important HERstory lesson:
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This tweet that any pop music fan will appreciate:
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And this tweet that perfectly describes Twitter itself:
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Stan Twitter will also LOVE this tweet, even though we know laughing will send us right to the flames of hell:
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This tweet that the gays will appreciate:
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Actually, this one describes Twitter pretty well too:
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Adulthood, in one tweet, sadly:
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This Marie Kondo tweet that is pretty damn real if you're a human dumpster fire:
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And this tweet about that OTHER Hogwarts tweet:
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This necessary life advice:
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This spot-on description of sports drinks:
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And finally, this tweet that made me want to log off the internet forever:
OK, that's enough internet for me today!