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You use your least-favourite food as a barrier between sweet and savoury foods.
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And you never completely finish your plate because you refuse to eat the food that has been "contaminated":
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You put everything on a single plate and pray for the best when you're being lazy.
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Or you go that extra mile and put the condiments on an separate plate to ensure a peaceful dinner.
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You also use napkins for plates.
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And you feel incredibly ~blessed~ when you order food at a restaurant and it arrives on one of these plates:
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Because you're usually begging the waiter to put everything "on the side."
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You wish it were socially acceptable for you to use plastic kids' plates because they are so cute and functional.
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And you balance food on the edges of your plates when you're eating "risky" foods.
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Because you would much rather eat a biscuit off the table than have it touch any other food.
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You get nervous around the holidays because whenever there are family meals, there are nightmares.
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But if you're lucky, your plate will look something like this:
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You're the only person you know who finds airplane food to be a beautiful thing.
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And you honestly appreciate elementary school meals, as unappetizing as the food can be.
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Also, you believe bento boxes are fucking revolutionary.
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Sometimes you wonder if you've gone too far...
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...but then you remember you just like being in control of how things mingle and mix and that's OK.
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Because that control gives you a sense of POWER.
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But unfortunately, that never stops your family from using your ~food quirk~ against you every chance they get:
