This is why you watch Coast.
This is why BBC Two decides to broadcast Coast.
This is also why BBC Two puts Coast on TV.
YOU WATCH IT BECAUSE OF THIS (just click play).
"AAAAAAHHHH AH AH AH AH AH AAAAAAHHHHHHH AAAAHHHH AHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHH (starts screaming) AAAAARRRGHGGGGHGHGHGHHH!"
You then spend some time wondering whether these cliffs are actually real or not during the opening titles.
STUNNING EXCLUSIVE ANSWER: They aren't real.
Hungover, you love watching it because of this.
And the other real reason why you're watching Coast right now? You're hoping this episode is near you.
Don't even mention the episodes where they go to another country coastline. You're like....
Then one week they get SO CLOSE to Aberystwyth but they then they move past it.
You end up getting really quite upset about this.
You open and drink a bottle of wine you found by the radiator.