4 Things To Take Away From Beyonce's 4-Sec "Bow Down" Preview

Beyonce released an outrageously short preview of her "Bow Down" video. So, in honor of her affinity for the number "4", lets look at 4 things we took away from her 4-second video clip for a song she released 4 months ago...

Beyoncé's preview for her "Bow Down" video has got to be shortest attempt at a teaser in music video history. I guess we can check that off the list of things the Grammy-winning artist has accomplished.

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It's official! Beyoncé has gone ratchet! Who knew that a grill, fitted hat, and low eyes could make getting married, having a child, and inking a $50 million deal with Pepsi look so hood?!

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After this preview video, I'm convinced that Beyoncé has more control over her facial muscles than the average human being does. Did you see her one nostril twitch? Last time I saw such control was on "Bewitched".

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The woman is still rocking the same body from her "Survivor" days! I guess all that Popeyes and butter pecan ice cream can do a body well. Motherhood never looked so good!

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The preview ended with us zooming out of Bey's eye, but this preview offered no real insight into what's next for the singer. Seriously, this single came out 4 months ago and we're just now getting a video...if anything, we're more confused than ever.