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    11 Of The Best Moments From Talk Shows This Week That You Need To Know About

    Penis talk, jump scares, and Vegas, oh my!

    1. James Corden flat out asked Jon Hamm how big his penis is.

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    During a round of "Spill Your Guts or Fill Your Guts" on The Late Late Show with James Corden, the host struggled to keep a straight face when he asked Jon, "There's been a lot of talk online about what people refer to as the Hammaconda...show me with your hands how big the Hammaconda really is." We never got an answer because he opted to eat bull penis instead.

    2. J.Lo revealed the craziest place she's had sex.

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    While playing "Plead the Fifth" on Watch What Happens Live, Jennifer Lopez said the craziest place she's ever had sex was "on a balcony outside," but stopped short of revealing what city it was in or who it was with.

    3. Ellen scared the bejesus out of Chelsea Handler.

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    During a hilarious conversation about a blind date she'd gone on, Chelsea nearly jumped out of her seat when Ellen pranked her with a scare.

    4. John Krasinski revealed that he actually played the monster in A Quiet Place.

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    Jimmy explained, "You played the monster in the movie. You were in a motion capture suit." John elaborated, "The amazing people at ILM said, 'How does the creature move?' and I said, 'This is how I think he's going to crawl' and they said, 'Why don't you just throw on the suit?'"

    5. Cardi B talked about the unexpected parts of childbirth.

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    On Jimmy Kimmel Live, Cardi admitted that childbirth was "totally harder [than she thought it'd be]...she broke my vagina." She continued, "Why nobody tells you those things? Nobody told me they were gonna stitch my vagina."

    6. John Stamos teared up when talking about his son.

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    The Fuller House actor was moved to tears while discussing his 6-month-old son Billy on Live with Kelly and Ryan, saying, "I miss him, I miss him. This is the longest I've been away from him. I've been waiting my whole life for him, I'm so happy. I'm so happy."

    7. Jameela Jamil mentioned the time another actress sabotaged her audition for The Good Place.

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    Jameela told the hosts of The Talk that she had gotten lost trying to find the audition for The Good Place. She asked a woman for directions who purposefully led her astray, only to later find her "in the audition, going in on my spot," because she was also trying out for the role.

    8. Keira Knightley explained why she's banned her daughter from watching certain Disney films.

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    The The Nutcracker and the Four Realms actor told Ellen that she had banned her daughter from watching Cinderella "because she waits around for a rich guy to rescue her," as well as The Little Mermaid because you "don't give your voice up for a man."

    9. Jonah Hill talked to Ellen about "being under construction" and self-improvement.

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    Jonah told Ellen, "I think everybody has a version of themselves — I call it a snapshot — at some point in your life, of the person you are, you're trying to kind of hide from the world or makes you feel a certain way. And even if you get success, or you grow up, or you become good-looking, or whatever, the things that you think will fix the thing, you carry some part of that with you."

    10. Julia Louis Dreyfus gave a great update on her breast cancer prognosis.

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    When Jimmy asked her if she had "beaten the cancer" and if "it was gone," she replied yes. She said, "I feel strong...Everything is good. I'm back at work..."

    11. And Melissa McCarthy talked about going on trips to Vegas with Octavia Spencer.

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    On The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, Melissa revealed that during a trip to Vegas, she and her friends thought that Octavia was missing. They searched for her and found "Octavia and an older Korean man sitting at a table that's now been roped off. He's playing $1,000 a hand and he thinks she's his good luck, which she probably was because she's magic when she goes to Vegas."